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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsSoon your students will learn composition from a prompt-box instead.
Teacher of aesthetics and breaker of art school dreams.
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Automated feedback for every student stroke.
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grades every final portfolio in five seconds
You guide students through critiques, theory, and medium-specific techniques. Your day involves grading portfolios and managing studio supplies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a student's breakthrough and a happy accident.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automatically tags and scores basic design principle adherence.
Month 5
A screen-based agent handles the standard group critique feedback cycle.
Month 13
Smart inventory systems track usage and order materials without human oversight.
Year 1.9
Generative models guide students through technical tutorials on demand.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The physical studio transitions to a fully automated self-learning hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
7 seconds
Average student attention span
114 units
Markers bled dry per semester
92 percent
Unread assignment feedback
Your severance
A box of dried-up markers and a participation trophy.
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