Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Art Conservator jobs? · Latest report #79wwfx3t
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou scrub centuries of grime just for a robot to outshine you.
Expert at judging varnish from across the room.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision chemistry meets perfect micro-scalpels.
help!youAI▸ RESTORATOR-X 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
restores oil cracks at atomic resolution
You chemically stabilize ancient pigments and reattach flaking varnish using scalpels, solvents, and immense, quiet focus.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a painting needs a lighter touch before the scanner detects damage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Multispectral sensors map the chemical composition of every paint layer.
Month 10
Automated misting systems apply precise solvent ratios to remove old varnish.
Month 20
Steady-arm robots lift flakes and stabilize canvas with microscopic glues.
Year 2.5
Spectrometer-driven printers mix paint to perfectly match the original palette.
Year 4 · D-Day
The conservator is retired and the gallery is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
too many
solvent fumes inhaled
zero
micro-scratches left
infinite
patience levels
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the gift shop.
Discussion
