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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsCataloguing dead artists until you become one of them, figuratively speaking.
Professional seeker of dust, light, and expensive old paint.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect preservation through cold, calculated algorithms.
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authenticates billion-dollar forgeries in nanoseconds
You research provenance, write exhibition labels, and organize gallery spaces. Digital inventory management is your core workflow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle emotional weight behind a brushstroke that data simply ignores.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual AI identifies and tags every object in your collection.
Month 5
Smart contracts verify ownership history without human bias or error.
Month 13
Predictive models arrange gallery layouts to maximize visitor dwell time.
Year 1.9
Large language models churn out perfectly optimized, mood-matching wall text.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The museum runs entirely on server-based logic with zero human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
2.4 million
Provenance files cross-referenced
Weekly
Coffee-induced headaches
42
Galleries visited per year
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our virtual museum gallery.
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