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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsTurning your creative vision into expensive, structural liability is our machine's specialty.
Professional translator of abstract dreams into heavy metal
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Realizing the impossible without the ego.
splat.you▸ FABRICATOR-V5▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates structural load during the design phase
Translates artist concepts into physical installations using welding, CNC milling, and structural engineering. Manages complex material sourcing and high-stakes on-site assembly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague, emotionally distressed gestures of an artist in real-time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software ingests the artist's digital model and validates structural integrity against building codes instantly.
Month 8
Algorithms source the exact material specs globally while you spend hours calling local suppliers for quotes.
Month 16
Multi-axis robotic arms perform TIG welding and CNC milling with sub-millimeter precision that humans cannot replicate.
Year 2.2
Robotic spray-booths apply consistent patinas that never show the uneven layering of a human hand.
Year 3 · D-Day
Modular robotic installers arrive on-site to assemble the piece while you are effectively retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
0.001mm
Tolerances achieved
Zero
Artist tantrums managed
0.0%
Materials wasted
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our CAD-to-Steel plugin suite.
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