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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou organize crates for million-dollar rectangles while the world goes digital.
Master of bubble wrap and customs manifest nightmares.
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Total visibility for every canvas and frame.
split.youAI▸ ARTSYNC LOGISTICS SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks global provenance in milliseconds
You track shipments of fragile artworks and coordinate complex installations between galleries, museums, and private art storage facilities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a crated sculpture has shifted before the sensors even trigger.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Customs paperwork moves to our automated blockchain clearing portal.
Month 5
Smart crates automatically report humidity, temperature, and shock data.
Month 13
Our software plots the safest transit paths avoiding traffic spikes.
Year 1.9
Risk assessment and policy binding happen without human negotiation.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The coordination system fully manages logistics without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
7 figures
Average artwork insurance premiums
60 percent
Time spent checking climate logs
12 percent
Percent of shipments delayed by customs
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the museum gift shop.
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