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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour lectures are just podcasts that students actually have to attend.
Tenured peddler of aesthetic theory and espresso addiction
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pop?you▸ ACADEMI-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers scathing critiques without emotional baggage
You deliver repetitive lecture series on art history and guide students through clumsy critiques of their studio projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops caring about their own portfolio.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI copies every slide you have ever shown to students.
Month 7
Algorithms scan student papers for keywords and award generic grades.
Month 16
Vision models scan student art to offer instant aesthetic improvements.
Year 2.2
Students watch interactive AI avatars instead of live humans.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your department officially moves all instruction to the automated cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400
Slides recycled per year
98%
Students ignoring feedback
too many
Gallons of coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime pass to a closed art gallery
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