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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEnjoy explaining the color wheel while your obsolescence dries.
Professional cat-herder of glitter and watercolors.
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Creativity, curated by cold, calculated efficiency.
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standardizes creative expression into profitable assets
Instructs students in creative projects using varied media. Manages classroom behavior and material cleanup.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the emotional subtext in a messy toddler's finger painting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in craft bins automatically report usage levels to prevent resource hoarding.
Month 7
Pre-recorded holographic guides replace live verbal instructions for basic brush techniques.
Month 18
Specialized suction-equipped bots harvest every stray glitter particle and dried paint droplet.
Year 2.2
Computer vision detects desk-hitting and tool-throwing, issuing immediate non-verbal corrective prompts.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The central pillar activates, rendering human guidance entirely ornamental for all artistic activities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
94%
Glitter Spillage Ratio
12/week
Lost Paint Brushes
Variable
Average Patience Level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-toxic glue sticks.
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