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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYou teach students to copy reality while reality learns to copy you.
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Infinite creativity, zero supply budget.
help!youAI▸ CANVASBOT CORE 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
grades 500 sketches in under two seconds
You manage messy supply closets, grade abstract portfolios, and facilitate creative projects for unmotivated adolescents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about the dog eating their watercolor project.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Tablets automatically score student work based on composition parameters.
Month 5
Robotic arms dispense exact amounts of paint to reduce waste.
Month 15
Small robots scrub paint spills and organize supply storage daily.
Year 2.2
Students interact with screens that guide their technical artistic execution.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The art room is fully automated and human-free for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
4,200 annually
Glue sticks lost
7 minutes
Average student attention
89 percent
Acrylic paint waste
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dried-out markers.
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