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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour career path is basically a failed mission in a bad game.
Professional breaker-in and amateur art critic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stealing culture with zero risk of prison.
oof.youAI▸ HEIST-LOGIC V9.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
bypasses biometric security with local compute
You navigate security sensors to acquire high-value art pieces for resale. You rely on stealth, timing, and local knowledge.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the brushstrokes while the motion detector is actively tracking your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers map building blueprints and security vendor vulnerabilities instantly.
Month 6
Autonomous swarms track guard rotation patterns better than any human watcher.
Month 17
Vision-guided robotic manipulators disable locks without tripping a single alarm.
Year 2.5
Precision end-effectors lift art while maintaining exact weight distribution on mounts.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your profession is archived alongside the tools you once mastered.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Average evasion success
300 hours
Time spent in vents
12 percent
Fence conversion rate
Your severance
A map to an empty vault and one flashlight.
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