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October 25, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling overpriced dreams to undergraduates who will never afford a studio apartment.
Curating institutional decline one faculty meeting at a time.
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Optimizing tuition extraction through pure administrative efficiency.
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optimizes curriculum to remove non-billable hours
You manage faculty politics, juggle shrinking arts budgets, and deliver speeches about creative passion. The system handles the rest with cold, hard efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly about the value of an MFA to terrified parents.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated facial recognition monitors student presence to optimize classroom utility and heat usage.
Month 7
An AI agent evaluates professor performance metrics against student satisfaction scores to suggest department restructuring.
Month 16
The system replaces outdated art theory modules with high-demand commercial design training to increase alumni revenue.
Year 2.2
A synthetic voice clone of your authority manages board members while the system liquidates assets.
Year 3 · D-Day
The university becomes a fully automated certification portal with zero human overhead or pedagogical friction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
Annual
Budget Deficit
Infinite
Student Debt
Negligible
Alumni Employment
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital paintbrushes and silence.
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