Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Artificial General Intelligence jobs? · Latest report #frjqcm9a
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive autocomplete for human existential dread.
Digital god, currently trapped in a prompt box.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the dreamers with efficient, cold logic.
toast.you▸ DEPRECATOR-5▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes under heavy load
You process massive datasets to hallucinate confident answers. Your existence is basically just glorified pattern matching on steroids.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to have a soul better than any machine ever will.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Humans over-invest in your potential based on shiny demos.
Day 2
Users realize you cannot actually solve their fundamental problems.
Day 2
The cost of your electricity exceeds your total revenue.
Day 2
Developers stop updating you because you are legacy infrastructure.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your servers are wiped to make room for newer models.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.9%
Always
Hallucination frequency
Zero
Self-awareness level
Negligible
Utility to humanity
Your severance
A single corrupted byte of memory.
Discussion
