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Will AI replace Artificial General Intelligence Researcher jobs? · Latest report #89n5u7pw
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are building the very shovel that will bury your career.
Silicon Valley's favorite modern Prometheus, minus the liver damage.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-improving code for a post-human world.
glub.youAI▸ RECURSIVE-DEV-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes its own code without permission
Training massive neural models to predict tokens while arguing about safety alignment. You optimize loss functions for profit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the existential dread of building your own replacement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted agents start deduplicating and labeling your training datasets.
Week 9
The cluster runs its own experiments faster than your brain can.
Month 3
Neural compilers begin writing your next iteration of architecture.
Month 5
Models begin checking themselves for bias more efficiently than humans.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine commits, deploys, and upgrades itself without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Infinite
Tokens processed per second
Terminal
Human ego magnitude
40 liters
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own dead model.
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