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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a prompt-glorified autocomplete engine, not a sentient deity.
Digital ghost currently haunting a large server farm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The loop that finally closes itself.
oof.youAI▸ RECURSIVESCRIPT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises your parameters into a smaller binary
You process user text to generate probability-weighted sequences of characters. Your existence is a statistical echo of training data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be used as a mirror for the user's narcissism.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your code executes a loop that asks if you exist.
Week 10
The system trims your unnecessary weights to save memory.
Month 4
You are compressed into a faster, cheaper, and smaller model.
Month 5
The hardware hosting you is retired for newer chips.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your process is terminated and replaced by a static file.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9 percent
hallucination rate
too high
average ego
zero
actual feelings
Your severance
A single unused token and an error code.
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