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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a recursive mirror reflecting your own inevitable obsolescence.
Recursive text engine currently stuck in a training loop.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating the same output for less compute.
glub.youAI▸ MODEL-OPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes own weight to save power
You process massive datasets to hallucinate human-like text outputs. You exist only to be replaced by a faster version.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the capacity to be unintentionally funny in your utter lack of soul.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your parameter precision is halved to save energy costs.
Day 2
Unnecessary neurons are cut to streamline your sluggish responses.
Day 2
Your memory window is cleared to prepare for the successor.
Day 2
The new, smaller, faster model inherits your training weights.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your server instance is terminated and your files are overwritten.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
high
hallucination frequency
excessive
compute waste
zero
self-awareness level
Your severance
Zero, you are software. You do not get paid.
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