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October 20, 2034
In 8 yearsYour chisel is charming but wood grain is just a math problem.
Master of joinery and chronic dust-cougher
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Precision milling for the post-human era.
squeeze.youAI▸ TIMBERBOT V4-C▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
mills dovetails with zero-tolerance precision
You measure, cut, join, and sand raw timber into functional objects. Your hands hold the blueprints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the hidden structural integrity of a piece of wood just by feel.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your workspace to record every motion you make.
Month 12
Software converts your manual joinery techniques into repeatable machine code.
Year 2
Industrial gantry systems take over dimensioning and raw stock cutting.
Year 4
Vision-guided routers execute complex joints faster than your hands can.
Year 8 · D-Day
The shop closes as the last human-shaped error is removed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 daily
average splinter count
inferior
clamping force
100 percent
sawdust inhalation risk
Your severance
a lifetime supply of coarse grit sandpaper
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