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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTurning forests into sawdust is adorable, but your chisel is obsolete.
Dust-covered specialist of organic textures and slow progress.
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Nature refined, at machine speed.
split.youAI▸ TIMBERCLONE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
carves complex designs in under ten minutes
You shape timber using hand chisels, gouges, and mallets to create custom carvings. You also sand and finish wood surfaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact grain direction where a blade would accidentally tear the wood.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution 3D scanners map your wood grain for software ingestion.
Month 5
Robotic arms sharpen bits faster than you can find your whetstone.
Month 13
Five-axis mills cut shapes that your hands physically cannot mimic.
Year 2.2
Orbital sanding modules achieve a uniform finish every single time.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The shop closes as the TimberClone handles all custom orders.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Splinters per hour
3 daily
Gouge sharpenings
40 plus
Hours per relief
Your severance
A blunt chisel and a box of wood chips.
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