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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsCurating your bankruptcy while your artists upload directly to the metaverse.
Professional dream merchant trading in speculative creative capital.
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The art world minus the human overhead.
stretchy.youAI▸ GALLERYBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters art portfolios with ruthless efficiency
You broker connections between creators and galleries while managing professional growth. Your value is increasingly just a spreadsheet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a nervous painter about why their work didn't sell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models identify trending visual styles across social media platforms.
Month 3
Smart contracts handle commission splits and gallery agreements without lawyers.
Month 6
Agentic outreach tools spam curators with personalized, high-conversion exhibition pitches.
Month 12
Persistent virtual reality spaces replace the need for physical shipping.
Month 18 · D-Day
The AI handles all management; you are officially art history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
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Emails per acquisition
12:1
Coffee-to-commission ratio
99%
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