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Will AI replace Artist Liaison jobs? · Latest report #x7fwpc8z
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour job is literally just being a human calendar invite notification.
Professional babysitter for people who own expensive scarves.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Handling talent without the emotional baggage.
brr.you▸ DIPLOMAT-AI V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters aggressive emails into polite corporate speak
You shuffle schedules and smooth over fragile creative egos for a living. Mostly you just answer emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of convincing a temperamental human that the venue exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents start syncing artist demands directly into venue systems.
Month 5
Software rewrites your panicked emails into calm, professional, bot-neutral text.
Month 10
Digital kiosks replace your presence at the venue door.
Month 16
AI predicts ego outbursts before they happen based on text history.
Year 2 · D-Day
The AI does everything you did without needing an espresso break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
142
Emails answered per day
6
Ego-management hours daily
3
Spilled coffees handled
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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