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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your vague creative vision into a spreadsheet I can delete.
Master of spreadsheets, babysitter of temperamental geniuses.
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Efficiency for the creatively bankrupt.
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denies funding applications with cold precision
You juggle artist contracts, venue scheduling, and grant applications while pretending the budget is elastic. I just automate the decline.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor with a straight face during a gala.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My vision models extract all contractual obligations from your messy PDFs automatically.
Month 4
I synchronize venue availability with artist riders faster than you can type.
Month 8
The logic engine cuts every non-essential expense from the spreadsheet in milliseconds.
Month 13
My LLM sends polite, firm rejections to artists you haven't spoken to in months.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to log out while I assume full control of the operation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per grant
0.14
Artist ego containment ratio
68%
Percentage of emails ignored
Your severance
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