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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsCurating mood boards while the AI ships the actual aesthetic.
Professional translator of 'make it pop' into actual pixels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Design consensus achieved in milliseconds.
oof.youAI▸ VISIONARY-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite variations until stakeholders stop asking
You manage the creative vision and visual identity for projects. You guide teams through design reviews and aesthetic choices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a bizarre design choice with enough charisma to avoid getting fired.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Standardized design patterns replace your repetitive mood board creation process.
Month 3
Sentiment analysis software resolves stakeholder design disputes without human intervention.
Month 8
Generative agents begin proposing all visual concepts during kickoff meetings.
Month 13
Automated systems handle all sign-offs based on historical performance metrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
The creative department is now entirely managed by a static algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4000 per week
Mood board hours saved
zero
Average review cycles
too high
Human ego capacity
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued stock-photo service.
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