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July 31, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour aesthetic intuition is just a slower version of our weights.
Visual architect of digital dreams and overly complex rigs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rendering the human eye obsolete.
glub.youAI▸ VISIONDIRECTOR GEN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renders a million frames while you sleep
You oversee 3D character rigging, texture lighting, and final render fidelity to ensure game immersion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the lighting feels sad instead of just correct.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scan your entire library to learn your specific vision.
Month 5
Smart render engines adjust global illumination better than your eyes.
Month 10
Neural nets remesh assets to ensure perfect animation deformation every time.
Month 15
Software flags every inconsistent texture or lighting error instantly.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the final look pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4.2 seconds
Average poly-count critique time
144 fps
Frames per second wasted
3:1
Coffee-to-render-bug ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our GPU-only cloud farm.
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