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June 30, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsTurning centuries of cultural nuance into a generic spreadsheet row.
Turning existential dread into effective quarterly slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating culture without the human overhead.
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You oversee gallery programming, budgets, and communication strategies. You translate artistic vision into bureaucratic output for stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a donor is losing interest mid-sentence and pivot the topic seamlessly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software takes over your calendar to minimize unproductive networking events.
Month 4
Generative models produce press releases faster than you can find typos.
Month 12
Dedicated spreadsheet agents monitor project spend and flag human error.
Month 20
Algorithmic decision engines select the most profitable exhibitions.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The institution replaces your role with a single cloud instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
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Coffee breaks per week
Infinite
Budget approval cycles
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Abstract concepts translated
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