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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour job is literally just watching liquid rock cool down.
Professional watcher of drying black sludge.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smooth surfaces without the human sweat.
stretchy.youAI▸ ROADLOGIC PAVEBOT-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses thermal anomalies in fresh bitumen
You monitor temperature and compaction density to keep roads from turning into potholes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify if the binder is separating just by looking at the color.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Infrared cameras replace your manual temperature checking tools.
Month 12
Your manual project logs are now uploaded by machine sensors.
Year 2
Guided compactors hit exact density targets without human input.
Year 3
The foreman role is merged into a tablet interface.
Year 4 · D-Day
Autonomous paving trains finish the job while you drive home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
120 miles
Roads watched
450
Thermal scans per day
Too many
Days feeling sticky
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pavement sealant.
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