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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsMicroscopic soldering joints are no match for a steady laser beam.
Master of micro-soldering and high-magnification inspection.
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Perfect connections without the human tremor.
help!you▸ SOLDERLINK 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
solder thousands of pins with absolute precision
You solder small pins onto circuit boards for flight hardware. You check microscopic joints under high-magnification digital scopes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically nudge a stubborn connector that refuses to seat perfectly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors map the board layout and pinpoint every joint.
Month 6
Automated lasers handle the reflow for standard board runs.
Month 12
Vision models scan for cold joints and bridge defects.
Month 18
Robots replace human hands at the rework station entirely.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The factory goes fully autonomous and lights are dimmed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
450
Joints per hour
0.01 percent
Average solder error
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A soldering iron you can keep as a souvenir.
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