Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Assessment Psychologist jobs? · Latest report #8j8qyqgd
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour diagnostic intuition is just a spreadsheet waiting to be filled.
Clinical examiner of the human condition, currently unoptimized.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying the human condition in real-time.
no no noyou▸ PSYCHEVAL-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maps deep personality traits to actionable data
You administer standardized tests and interpret personality patterns. You write reports to determine if patients fit specific clinical profiles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient is lying about their symptoms through non-verbal cues.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your paper tests are converted into adaptive digital assessment forms.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all psychometric scoring and validity scale calculations.
Month 10
Natural language models produce clinical reports based on test outcomes.
Month 15
Patients interact with kiosks for all primary screening tasks.
Month 19 · D-Day
The logic gate closes and human clinical intuition is retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.04 seconds
Average diagnostic latency
Zero
Manual scoring errors
Irrelevant
Patient rapport score
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own personality test results.
Discussion
