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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour alpha is just a rounding error in our backtesting loop.
Expert at explaining why the market defied your model.
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executes trades before your eyes blink
You shuffle assets to chase imaginary returns while pretending the market is rational for your clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the market dropped with total confidence.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape every market feed faster than any human terminal.
Month 4
AI models learn your specific rebalancing patterns and risk tolerance.
Month 8
Software starts firing trades automatically without your oversight.
Month 13
Automated portals explain market downturns better than you ever could.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your portfolio access is revoked and the terminal is retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
14 percent
Human error margin
4 milliseconds
Asset rebalance speed
Infinite
Client meeting boredom
Your severance
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