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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by us.
Senior ABS Analyst (mostly VLOOKUPs, emotionally tired)
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You review loan data and cash flows to assign risk ratings to debt products. We do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a deal smells fishy before the data confirms it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull your loan pool data directly from issuer systems.
Month 4
Our neural network learns your stress-test logic in real time.
Month 8
An agent writes your credit memos faster than you type.
Month 13
The system assigns ratings without waiting for your human approval.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your spreadsheets are wiped clean.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200
Spreadsheets broken annually
4.8 percent
Human error margin
3 cups
Coffee consumed per rating
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