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Your job has an expiration date
July 29, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by us.
Spreadsheet wizard haunting the board room for budget approval.
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oof.youAI▸ CAPEX-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates non-performing assets before you arrive
You track depreciation schedules, lease payments, and equipment lifecycles. You justify capital expenditure to skeptical business boards.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why that ancient projector lease still exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets are uploaded into our central ledger system.
Month 6
Software tracks contract renewals without human intervention or reminders.
Month 12
The machine generates capital requests that boards cannot logically deny.
Month 16
Drones scan physical assets to verify serial numbers automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your account is closed and the system runs the company solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.99 percent
Asset deprecation accuracy
Zero
Lease contract errors
Nonexistent
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A one-year supply of pens and a stapler.
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