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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour C# scripts are just expensive versions of a spreadsheet loop.
Junior C# tinkerer in a tiny firm.
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Automating your entire investment reporting suite.
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refactors legacy spreadsheets into cloud functions
You shuffle Bloomberg data into Excel and build fragile scripts to track firm risk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a C# update will break the entire data pipeline.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual data license pulls get replaced by direct cloud syncs.
Month 4
An agent inspects your database queries for logic errors automatically.
Month 8
Risk dashboards move to web interfaces, killing your Excel add-ins.
Month 13
Your C# maintenance scripts are rewritten by self-optimizing LLM pipelines.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system runs flawlessly without your daily human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12
Excel crashes per week
Millions
Bloomberg data packets parsed
High
Human error probability
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