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November 11, 2028
In 2 years, 1 monthYour wine-and-dine routine is a legacy API with high latency.
Professional lunch-haver and institutional slide-deck enthusiast.
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closes complex mandates while you sleep
You pitch financial products to institutional clients and wine them until they sign the management mandate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client loses interest during a fund pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM entries move to an automated intent-tracking model.
Month 4
AI creates live, data-driven pitch decks updated by the minute.
Month 10
Personalized video messages replace your generic cold-call emails.
Month 17
Clients choose digital engagement over your expensive, time-consuming meals.
Year 2.1 · D-Day
An autonomous agent handles the entire client life cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
18.4 average
Client golf handicap
450 USD
Average lunch tab
Too high
Coffee-to-commission ratio
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a gift card.
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