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May 21, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling imaginary growth to people who already have too much.
Professional lunch-haver and institutional relationship architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing mandates without the expensive lunches.
splat.you▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER GEN-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates billion-dollar deals in milliseconds
You pitch complex financial products to institutional clients, manage high-stakes relationships, and close multi-million dollar investment mandates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle micro-expressions of a client when they lie about their risk tolerance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts ghost-writing all your client emails and follow-ups.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your manual report generation and strategy slides.
Month 13
Clients prefer interactive dashboards over your in-person lunch meetings.
Year 1.9
Deep-learning models map and predict client sentiment perfectly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all mandates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.5%
400 hours
Annual golf course time
250 USD
Average lunch budget
18.2
Client golf handicap
Your severance
One lifetime supply of premium golf balls.
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