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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling imaginary numbers to people who already have too many.
Professional lunch-haver and slide deck aesthetician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
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automates commission structures for zero gain
You spend your day charming high-net-worth clients and pushing investment products through tedious slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software starts scraping your emails to predict client behavior.
Month 6
Generative models produce perfectly tailored slides for every meeting.
Month 12
Realistic avatars handle routine quarterly check-ins and market updates.
Month 16
Direct integration with client terminals bypasses the human middleman entirely.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the firm's client database is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12 per week
Golf course hours wasted
40 percent
Client lunch bill padding
3 liters
Coffee consumption during pitch
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium golf simulator.
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