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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Asset Owner jobs? · Latest report #d75u4r59
Your job has an expiration date
May 29, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets and board reports are just target practice for us.
Professional spreadsheet jockey and master of the budget fudge.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning expensive assets into digital dust.
oof.youAI▸ CAPEX-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates portfolio while you have coffee
You track depreciation schedules, manage capital budgets, and argue about asset lifespans. We do that with better math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the auditors with a straight face during a recession.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your spreadsheets and move them into the cloud.
Month 4
Sensors and IoT tags replace your manual inventory spreadsheet updates.
Month 8
The AI predicts maintenance costs better than your intuition ever could.
Month 13
The system orders replacements automatically without your approval emails.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is listed as an asset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
2.4 million
Spreadsheet rows per hour
0 percent
Emotion-based budget decisions
600 weekly
Useless meetings attended
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-depreciating asset.
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