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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou track walking ghosts through grainy video loops for minimum wage.
Professional human motion-sensor and receipt-checker enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the awkward confrontation.
splat.you▸ SENTINEL-EYES V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags high-value items via thermal imaging
Observing store footage to identify shoplifting and auditing point-of-sale exceptions to prevent inventory shrinkage. You are a human firewall against the inevitable entropy of retail.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically distinguish between a confused elderly shopper and a repeat thief.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-definition vision models replace static cameras to track motion patterns through the aisles.
Month 8
Software algorithms instantly flag all point-of-sale overrides before a human even checks the log.
Month 16
Neural networks forecast shrinkage trends based on historical item loss and local foot traffic.
Year 2.2
AI-generated video alerts dispatch remote teams only when a theft event is statistically confirmed.
Year 3 · D-Day
Store security is fully automated and you are gracefully retired to the breakroom for eternity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
42%
Average Shoplifter Detection Rate
3 cups
Caffeine Consumption Per Shift
18
False Alarms Per Hour
Your severance
A lifetime discount on generic store-brand aspirin.
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