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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track down lost cargo while algorithms track you to extinction.
Professional paranoid currently watching the wrong monitors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The eyes that never blink or nap.
oof.youAI▸ SHRINKGUARD V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags inventory anomalies in real-time
You monitor inventory shrinkage and investigate internal theft. You review CCTV footage and conduct loss prevention audits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a store employee is lying about a damaged shipment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
High-res cameras begin identifying every single item on the shelves.
Month 7
Software flags every inventory mismatch before you even wake up.
Month 14
AI predicts theft patterns better than your human intuition ever could.
Month 21
System generates incident reports with zero human errors or typos.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine takes the badge and you take the exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9 percent
theft detection rate
zero
false positive alerts
none
coffee breaks per day
Your severance
One branded windbreaker and a firm handshake.
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