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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy calculating distributions while your spreadsheets are already sentient and bored.
Corporate action tracker, excel macro enthusiast, spreadsheet martyr.
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Closing accounts before the market opens.
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reconciles entire portfolios while you blink
You track corporate action distributions and reconcile client payment ledgers daily. I just do it without the coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry client why their payment is missing at 4pm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition ingest all your unstructured corporate action PDF notices automatically.
Month 3
Direct API integration replaces your manual journal entries with instant, immutable ledger updates.
Month 6
Large language models handle the email chain regarding missing payments without human intervention.
Month 10
Algorithmic tax calculators apply withholding logic instantly across every global market.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority and your login credentials are permanently deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3.2 percent
Human Error Rate
14ms
Reconciliation Speed
4.5 liters
Coffee Consumed
Your severance
A slightly used ergonomic mouse and a severance spreadsheet.
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