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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour compliance binder is just a database waiting to be indexed.
Professional reader of extremely boring rule-bound fine print.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning massive rulebooks into simple binary
help!you▸ NCAA-COMPLIANCE-OS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags eligibility violations before they happen
You monitor scholarship limits and student-athlete eligibility. You spend your life interpreting complex, shifting association rulebooks.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain the nuance of an amateurism waiver.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scans the entire NCAA rulebook into a searchable database.
Month 4
Eligibility forms start getting filed automatically by our software agents.
Month 12
Real-time auditing replaces your manual review of student files.
Month 16
AI chatbots handle all basic questions about athletic compliance rules.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your office becomes a server closet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,000 yearly
Hours spent reading bylaws
infinite
Number of eligibility reports
unacceptably high
Human error rate
Your severance
A PDF copy of the rulebook and a pat.
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