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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsState business is now just high-speed document drafting for algorithms.
Drafting legal motions while dreaming of billable hours.
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ow.youAI▸ LEXIGAVEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autogenerates thousands of litigation briefs overnight
You draft briefs, review case law, and manage litigation filings. The paperwork never ends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a judge is genuinely annoyed by a specific legal precedent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language tools index every case law file instantly.
Month 5
Standardized litigation documents are now generated by predictive text models.
Month 12
Visual AI identifies relevant evidence patterns in massive discovery piles.
Month 16
Scripts prepare your talking points based on real-time judge profiles.
Year 2 · D-Day
The state replaces your role with a subscription-based autonomous legal agent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
450
Briefs drafted per hour
Excessive
Coffee consumption units
88%
Redundancy probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stress ball.
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