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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Assistant Baseball Coach jobs? · Latest report #87a4j77x
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour binder of recruits is just a database waiting to leak.
Expert in fungo mechanics and spreadsheet-based roster soul-crushing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven scouting and iron-clad training.
sluurp.you▸ SCOUTMASTER PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect batting stats on stadium walls
You juggle recruiting databases and field drills while crunching stats to justify playing time to frustrated parents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle body language of a pitcher who has completely lost it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning high school highlight reels for optimal metrics.
Month 4
Algorithms handle team travel, meal planning, and hotel bookings autonomously.
Month 10
Sensors in uniforms report form corrections directly to player headsets.
Month 20
Gantry-mounted units signal plays with perfect, emotionless accuracy.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The dugout is fully automated and your clipboard is shredded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 per day
Recruiting emails sent
Zero minutes
Time spent hitting fungo
100 percent
Analytics accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our opponent's scouting software.
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