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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou verify signatures for people who never visit the branch.
Professional key-holder and master of the loan override button.
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The bank branch that never takes lunch.
help!youAI▸ BRANCHBOT CORE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes loan overrides in three seconds
You oversee vault counts, authorize loan overrides, and handle irate customers in the lobby. You manage staff schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a furious client who demands to speak to a real person.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Video kiosks replace the teller line and handle basic inquiries.
Month 7
Biometric locks remove the need for your physical vault key.
Month 14
The logic engine handles all overrides without human intervention.
Month 23
An algorithm manages shifts based on real-time foot traffic data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The branch closes and becomes a fully automated deposit terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
14 per shift
Override button presses
12 hours weekly
Useless meeting duration
3 per month
Vault door false alarms
Your severance
A branded pen and a very firm handshake.
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