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October 21, 2034
In 8 yearsYour empathy is sweet but our sensors track vitals for free.
Professional listener, professional lifter, professional ghoster of shifts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Constant presence, zero fatigue, perfect patience.
ow.you▸ CAREBOT SENTINEL SERIES 9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors heart rate through non-contact radar
You assist residents with bathing, feeding, medication reminders, and daily mobility. You document all changes in patient behavior.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a genuine human look that eases their fear of the unknown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Room monitors track movement and vitals without you needing to check.
Month 20
Automated dispensers ensure pills are taken exactly on schedule every time.
Year 3.8
Mechanical ceiling tracks take over the physical labor of moving residents.
Year 6
AI listens to shift handovers and instantly writes the official daily charts.
Year 8 · D-Day
Your presence becomes purely decorative until the budget cuts kick in.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
2000kg
Average shift lifting strain
35%
Charting time percentage
Inevitably high
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our home monitoring alert service.
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