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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou track inventory levels while the spreadsheet slowly eats your soul.
Vendor negotiator (currently losing a war against excel macros)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Vendor relationships managed via pure, cold logic.
oof.youAI▸ VENDORBOT SUPPLY-CHAIN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates better bulk prices than any human
You manage purchase orders and vendor talks while pretending that specific drywall screw is unique.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is bluffing about the actual delivery date.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software tracks stock levels and creates orders without your intervention.
Month 4
Direct integration with vendor systems kills the need for phone calls.
Month 8
Algorithms handle all tier negotiations based on real-time market data.
Month 12
Sales reps query a chatbot instead of calling you for specs.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine finishes the final order.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Vendor calls per week
118
Orders placed manually
14%
Human error rate
Your severance
One crate of unreturnable overstocked heavy-duty copper piping.
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