Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Assistant College Baseball Coach jobs? · Latest report #d7r9tvzj
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsTeaching teenagers how to swing bats while dodging NCAA compliance nightmares.
Recruiting specialist, travel coordinator, and professional dugout cheerleader.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Analytics that never get ejected from games.
oof.youAI▸ RECRUIT-O-MATIC PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal batting lineups using predictive biometrics
You spend days scouting high school games, running batting drills, and managing travel rosters. Your existence is pure logistical headache.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell when a teenager is lying about his GPA to his parents.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models begin scraping high school footage for biomechanical patterns.
Month 12
Automated batting machines mirror your training regimens with mechanical precision.
Year 2
Travel algorithms handle all hotel and bus scheduling for road trips.
Year 3
Regulatory software replaces your manual checks of student-athlete eligibility.
Year 4 · D-Day
The head coach plugs in the server and stops answering your calls.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
1200 yearly
Hours spent on road
94 percent
Recruitment emails ignored
Low
Batting drill efficiency
Your severance
A slightly used fungo bat and a bus ticket.
Discussion
