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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsCataloging the abyss, one overpriced canvas at a time.
Professional describer of things that definitely mean something.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating reality without the pretentious sighing.
bzzt.you▸ ARTSYNC 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
labels your existence as a conceptual exhibit
You write show descriptions, move fragile artwork, and try to make sense of conceptual installations for confused visitors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if an object is high art or just trash left behind.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors scan every brochure to build a searchable knowledge base.
Month 6
Language models write your wall labels with maximum pseudo-intellectual flair.
Month 15
Precision arms install the heavy art without scratching the plaster.
Month 22
Interactive projectors answer all visitor questions about the art.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The gallery runs perfectly without human input or pretentious coffee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4,200 gallons
Wine sipped at openings
too many
Artist egos managed
500
Labels printed per show
Your severance
A lifetime membership to the gallery basement.
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