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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day predicting the future while ignoring your own obsolescence.
Professional fortune teller for cardboard boxes and inventory.
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Guessing is for humans, math is for us.
shred.you▸ PREDICTA-FLOW V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts inventory levels in real-time
You crunch spreadsheet sales data to guess inventory needs. You email warehouses when your forecasts miss the mark.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know which regional manager is actually lying about their projected sales numbers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin scrubbing your CSV files for missing entries.
Month 4
AI models start running alongside your manual spreadsheet efforts.
Month 8
The software begins auto-ordering stock without human verification.
Month 12
Bots handle all communication with suppliers about shipment delays.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are invited to a short final sync regarding your departure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14
Spreadsheets updated daily
8
Email apology drafts
99%
Stockout blame accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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