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Will AI replace Assistant Director Of Admissions jobs? · Latest report #jupgwwh2
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour ability to rank CVs is now just a database filter.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software parse every applicant file for missing documents.
Month 5
Vision models score essays against institutional success metrics.
Month 10
AI-led video calls conduct preliminary interviews to gauge character.
Month 15
Logic engines replicate faculty decision patterns for final admission lists.
Month 21 · D-Day
Human input becomes officially obsolete as the model takes control.
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