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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour social media engagement is just noise a script can mimic.
Master of the hashtag, servant to the athletic department.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time athletic narratives without the human drama.
oof.youAI▸ COMMSCORE AI 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts out game updates faster than referees
You produce press releases, manage athletics social media, and curate digital assets for live sporting event coverage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuance of a school's brand legacy during a losing streak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models instantly tag game footage for instant highlight generation.
Month 4
AI agents write and publish game updates without needing human input.
Month 8
Raw stat feeds turn into fully formatted post-game press releases.
Month 12
Algorithms predict peak fan engagement windows to automate the calendar.
Month 14 · D-Day
The department replaces your login credentials with a server-side script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.04 seconds
Average caption latency
99.9 percent
Emoji relevance accuracy
100 percent
Human creative fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the athletic department's archived podcasts.
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