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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour cinematic eye is just a set of weights for our model.
Visual storyteller, mostly capturing fast things for tiny screens.
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Turning live sports into viral clips automatically.
shred.you▸ LENSMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofocuses on narratives before they happen
You manage lighting, frame athletes, and edit raw footage. Soon, you will be entirely off-screen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an athlete is about to give a genuine reaction.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Gimbals and cameras start tracking player movement without manual intervention.
Month 5
Raw footage uploads to servers as you record it.
Month 10
Software cuts the clips to the beat of pre-selected tracks.
Month 15
Smart strobes adjust brightness based on the sensor's real-time analysis.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system finishes the shoot and uploads content without any human involvement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
20 minutes
Average color grade time
4000
Frames per day
12 percent
Human error in focus
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated editing suite.
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