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Will AI replace Assistant Director of Recruiting jobs? · Latest report #fwzvakhc
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsScouting high schoolers via DM is now a background process for algorithms.
Professional DM slider and glorified babysitter of high schoolers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning teenagers into commodities faster than ever.
oof.youAI▸ RECRUITMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized hype reels while recruits sleep
You manage prospect databases, coordinate campus visits, and spam recruits with graphics. Soon, software does the stalking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a parent is about to flip their commit at dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots replace your manual DM and email spamming duties.
Month 5
AI models start predicting recruit interest better than you.
Month 13
Logistics software automates every itinerary for campus visits.
Year 1.9
Digital persona agents handle the small talk with coaches.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 percent
DM response rate
1200 yearly
Campus tour hours
100 percent
Recruit ego inflation
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium's worst parking spot.
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