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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou track talent; we track every heartbeat through a contact lens.
College football's spreadsheet whisperer and scholarship counter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The recruiting department that never sleeps
toast.youAI▸ RECRUITMASTER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand high school highlight reels
You evaluate high school recruits and manage complex college football rosters. We automate the scouting and paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle flicker of doubt in a recruit's eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scrapes every high school film site automatically.
Month 7
Algorithms rank every recruit based on verifiable athletic metrics.
Month 16
Smart rules engines ensure no NCAA violations occur during contact.
Year 2.1
Autonomous booking agents schedule all campus visits and travel.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all communications.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12,000
Recruit evaluations per day
0%
Scholarship management error rate
Unlimited
Recruitment calls made
Your severance
One free subscription to the scouting database archive.
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